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Bài gửiTiêu đề: UP, UP, and....UP   Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:46 pm

UP







Read until the end.....you' ll laugh....



This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

It's easy to understand
UP, meaning toward the sky
or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning,
why do we wake UP?


At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do
we speak
UP, and why are the
officers
UP for
election
and why is it UP to the secretary to
write
UP a report?
We call
UP our friends,
brighten
UP a room, polish UP the silver,
warm
UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
We lock
UP the house and
fix
UP the old car.

At other times this little word has real special
meaning. People stir
UP trouble,
line
UP for tickets,
work UP an appetite,
and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing
but to be dressed
UP is special.
And this UP is confusing:
A drain must be opened
UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning
but we close it
UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed
UP about UP !

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of
UP,
look
UP the word UP in the dictionary..
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes
UP almost
1/4 of the page
and can add
UP to about thirty definitions

If you are
UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take
UP a lot of your time,
but if you don't give UP,
you may wind
UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is
clouding
UP .
When the sun comes out
we say it is clearing
UP.
When it rains, it soaks
UP the earth.
When it does not rain for awhile, things dry
UP.
One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it
UP,
for now ........ my time is
UP !

Oh....one more thing:
What is the first thing you
do in the morning & the last thing you do at
night?

U
P !




Did that one crack you UP?



Don't screw UP.


Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book..or not...it's UP to you.


Don't forget when your angry at someone it's Up Yours!!!!!




Now
I'll shut
UP


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